Are you a fan of Woody Allen?

We all know that humor is the best medicine whenever you are stressed out or just feeling low.  I hope these gems from Woody make a difference to your day:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government."

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This is one of the classics.

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. And if you want more, just keep on asking!"

5. Everybody is a genius. But judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree and it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid."

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

And to sum things up, here is the last of his nuggets of wisdom to go by for today.

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of thinking about what you don't have."

Christine R.
 

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